A fork of Rural Dictionary
another word for blue balls or any other unpleasant sharp pain on your nuts.
donnie:"Damn fool, my nutz is killin today. donnie:"Fuck, my nuts is still killin.
it is what you get when you reach down my pants.
You wanna handful of nutz? Well do you?
As the legend goes, Dr. Dre was on holiday in Kansas City, Missouri when he felt the hankering for Micky Dees (McDonalds). While he was in line for the Drive Thru, he noticed the car in front of him was taking a long time. He thought to himself, "what the fuck are these guys doin?" He listened intently. What he heard was the beginning of a grand revolution. "Yes, I hear the McRib is back. I'd like one of those with a milk." "Is that all, sir.." "Yes, and please add the Deez to that order, with a milk again." "The what??" "The deez..." "DEEZ???" "DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ!" The hooligans sped around the corner, pointed at their "nutz" and yelled once more, "DEEZ NUTZ!" Dr. Dre realized the genius of this prank, and incorporated it into his new album. Thus the Deez NUTZ prank was made famous. Today the DEEZ revolution has spread to every city in the world.
Driving in car... "Hello good sir, can I ask you a question? We are looking for the Deez. Is it on 18th street?" "Deez?????" "DEEEEEZZZZ NUTZZZZZZZZ! Deez Nutz!" (Drive away while laughing and pointing at "Deez")
Deez Nutz! *grabs testicles* Self-explanatory.
Small Child: Excuse me sir, what time is it? Vile Man: Two of. Small Child: Two of what? Vile Man: TWO OF DEEZ NUTZ! *grabs testicles*
Yo do you prefer Tapes or CD's? CD's Well then CDeeeeez Nutz on your foehead!!