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Offy

A dude who is a bug a boo and calls you like fifty times a day. He has no life and can only get ugly girls.

Maria: Hey, you dumped Lester. I thought you liked him. Tanya: Nope. Dude's an offy. He called me like fifty times a day. Such a loser.

by Clevalovah July 30, 2008

Jackie Offy

A cute way of explaining masturbation or" jacking off" to children during that the talk that every parent dreads, the talk about sex and junk.

Alan's Dad: Alan, when a man lacks a sexual partner the man will do something called "jackie offy" to relieve himself of thinking about sex all day. Alan: Dad! I know what Jacking off is, I'M 27 years old jeez. I do it all the time. And the scientific term is "self induced ejaculation".

by fake sex November 05, 2010

offy

a cool person

hey are you friends with offy? who's offy? a cool person! :D

by kari<3 October 31, 2021

Offy

Shortened slang for “off angle”. Used in the gaming world to describe when an enemy play in FPS games is at a location or an angle within a room, or position on the map that you would not expect anyone to be at. A player at an odd angle you can’t see properly.

“That dude just killed me so quick I didn’t expect him to be there”. “Yea he was using a nasty offy right there bro”.

by Brockedom September 03, 2023

offy

In the "US" slang for a liquor store In "Ireland" and "Britain" slang for off-licence.

Person 1: I'm gonna take a run to the offy to get some drinks, want to come with? Person 2: nah I'm okay.

by Skryko December 06, 2019

Offie

Old fart (Western Canadian)

Some offie just drove straight through that red light.

by Llanberis November 06, 2019