A fork of Rural Dictionary
A "Wood-Tic" is defined as a low-value, white-trash American. It's natural habitat is rural areas of the northern United States. Particularly Michigan, Wisconsin, and Minnesota.
The "Wood-Tic" shares many characteristics with its southern cousins, the Hillbilly and the Redneck. All are typically perceived to be crass, uneducated, unsophisticated, racist, and often dirty (especially the kids).
They enjoy backwoods campfires, belly-flop competitions, mudpits, backroading, crash-up-derby, cat fishing, polar ice challenges and watching "Cage Fights."
"Drunk Wood-Tics in the cheap seats, stomped their feet and hooted at the Crash-up-Derby last night."
"How come all them girls is toothless, fat, and surrounded by filthy, little kids? Oh, those are Wood-Tic wives!"
"The Wood-Tics are really good at catching the greased pigs at the county fair"
"My cousin Josh is the Wood-Tic cage-fighten champion. Three years in a row now... His signature move is the patented "Wood-Tic guillotine!"
Physical gesture used by a stoner to communicate his desire to depart the gathering and light up. This gesture usually includes making eye contact with another stoner, raising the eyebrows, and jerking the head in the direction of the exit. This simple series of movements is a clear signal to the other stoner saying, "I have weed, would you like to go out front and smoke it with me?"
I told my five-year-old we were leaving the party, but then Tony gave me the stoner's tic and we wound up staying another hour.
The act of throwing corn kernels or corn cobs at an individual's house to cause commotion.
A bunch of us went tic tacking last night and the neighbors were pissed.
Like a facial tic, a type tic is an idiosyncratic word or way of spelling that people use when typing.
It could be adding "lol," spelling the as teh, accidentally using 1 instead of !, or just always using a certain sentence structure (usually incorrectly.)
Some people have very distinctive typing tics, such as Tara Gilesbie.
"fangz!1 oh yah nd prepz stop flaming sa story!11 raven fangz 4 da help c ya gurl afta vocation!11" is filled with Tara's idiosyncratic Type Tic.