A fork of Rural Dictionary
Turkey Jizz, comes from the movie "Deuce Bigelow: Male Gigolo"
Hey man, you got a little TJ on your lip.
stands for thumb job. drunk girls jackin off your thumb thinkin its a penis.
put your right thumb in the air. TJ's all around!
Abbreviation of Totally Jerkable. TJ! basically means that you would totally jerk off to a hottie you just saw.
Usually TJ! is said in public so the girl your talking about doesn't understand.
As you say TJ!, you must make a hand gesture of jerking off to imply that this chick is indeed Totally Jerkable.
Pervert 1: "hey, did you see that hottie with the tits?, holy shit, makes me wanna comjizzle in my pizzle pazzle"
Pervert 2: "TJ!" *hand motion*
K: Whos that?
M: Just some clingy guy, he wont leave me alone.
K: Definitely Tj
Too. Juiced. Meaning overly excited
Am TJ for that house party tomorrow