A fork of Rural Dictionary
To pass out due to drinking before midnight, generally causing this person to miss out on something cool or extremely fun happening later in the night.
Drew, if you didn't ass out you would've seen the stripper urinate all over Chad
1. An unfortunate occurrence in which one gets shafted or lacks adequate resources to accomplish his mission.
2. An anal prolapse in which the sphincter muscle drops outside the anus into the medial space between the two buttocks.
1.You don't have a condon, B? I guess our assed out.
2.Damn, dog I'm assed out from these hemorrhoids. Get me some suppositories or some shit!
verb: To "ass out" is akin to "passing out," although it generally means going to sleep in a haphazard manner as opposed to becoming unconscious. For instance, after a long night of partying, one will generally ass out as soon as they get home, often falling asleep with their clothes still on or maybe on a couch.
"Hey Jim, is Steve passed out on your floor?"
"Nah, he's just sleeping. We were out really late, and he just assed out as soon as we got back."
sleep brought on by overconsumption of miscellaneous substances
damn, i had a xanbar and a fifth of vodka and i was assed out
when a girl is so wasted at a party she passes out in a compromising position, usually with her butt showing (naked or underwear)
That chick is assed out on the couch. Nice thong!