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"Paramedic! Ex-president Bush seems to be staggering as he walks, and turning intermittently blue-white." "That's quite normal, sir. He's an oxymoron."
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<John:> You sir, are an oxymoron! <PepsiCola:> Yes!
A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined. Americans are uncultured morons.
The suggestion from the intelligent american was met by a deafening silence. Contradiction number one is a joke but not an oxymoron, number two is from the Oxford English Dictionary
-A smiling moron who talks really loud and is very convincing. They normally try to sell you cleaning products. -Anyone stupid enough to buy the products sold on late night tv.
That guy on the Oxy clean commercials, he's and Oxymoron.