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Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

Tony Stark.

Captain America: what are you? Tony Stark: a Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

by JustARandomMarvelFan August 13, 2023

philanthropist

Rich white progressive who wants public adulation for what is in reality, a minuscule donation of their money-grubbing scads of wealth.

Left-wingers with a lot of money always try and usually succeed in making sure the word "philanthropist" is in their wiki bio

by George Sorhed July 19, 2022

Philanthropist

(Pronounced: Phul·ahn·rapist) A person who cares. A little too much.

"He was a philanthropist! " "Did you say phulahnrapist?"

by Eric Lee to the mtherfucking J November 24, 2021

Philanthropist

A noun that most millionaires/billionaires describe themselves as. Most of the time they use scummy methods to pretend that they donated a lot to charity, while they are taking away just as much from their minimum wage employees.

"Jeffrey Preston Bezos is an American businessman, media proprietor, investor and philanthropist" - Said no one ever other than Jeff himself

by beefwezenton July 30, 2024

Philanthropist

Philanthropist- MrBeast

Planting 20,000,000 Trees, My Biggest Project Ever! Philanthropist

by froggiechair:) February 22, 2021

Philanthropist

Another name for a rich crook.

If i donate money to my charity I can reclaim my taxes via a bonus and call myself a philanthropist. Your charity should match your interests as well, Pedophilia=childrens charity Thief=land preservation charity Racist=homeless charity Cannibal=human research charity Abusive alcoholism= animal rescue charity Vegans? Just get in the freezer with the meat, close the lid and shut up you avocado.

by Moagliee-khan September 20, 2023

Philanthropist

Code for pimp. ‘Philanthropist’ is a euphemism for a sex predator who appears to be, both, kind and filthy rich in order to gain trust and private access to much younger partners with financial limitations. Once indebted or isolated, the promised ‘generosity’ turns out to be a stranger’s penis. Bill Gates, Jeffery Epstein and Oprah Winfrey are well-known philanthropists.

My friend loaded her profile on SeekingArrangements to find a sugar daddy before submitting to bankruptcy. She went to meet some fat, old philanthropist and never came home. Her plants & beloved cat all died. Weird. She must be too good for her friends now.

by Noneya Bidnass August 25, 2023