A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used by lamers who think its cool to act like a retard and forget that O and P are 2 different keys.
All the fags arguing are depressed because their dad pwned them in the back of the head for masturbating too much. This is why they can't spell owned, nor can they laugh without saying LOL!
How nerds deliberately mispells "owned" and think it's funny when it just looks stupid.
He pwned you when he did that shit.
Many people are under the impression that this word means "owned" but with a hip, trendy connotation, as if by using it they become part of a cool in-group. However, the meaning is in fact slightly different, and follows more along the lines of: "I am a stupid fucktard who thinks that by intentionally misspelling words I am building solidarity with the internet community, completely unaware that this gimmicky act actually just makes people hate me."
Andrew: It didn't take you long to lose all your friends. Pwned!
Betsy: If you ever say that "word" again I will disembowel you and play jump rope with your innards.
Usually used to indicated a succesful teabagging. After secretly sneaking up behind someone who is sitting down, and placing your testicles on your forehead, you say 'PWNED!'
Balls-on-forehead complete, PWNED!
to beat(win), to beat(cause injury), to embarass, to be injured by a random catastrophy, variant of owned
"Michael Jordan would pwn Shaq at basketball any day"
"Did you see that video of that kid getting run over by that car? Pwned!"
A corrupted version of the word "owned". Originated from warcraft when a designer spelled owned wrong. Instead of it saying (INSTERT NAME HERE) has been Owned, it said (INSERT NAME HERE) has been pwned.
The word pwned or owned means to be made a fool of. This word is generally used in gaming and on the internet.
Player 1: OMG LIEK YOU JST GOT PWNED!!!1
Player 2: Shut up.