A fork of Rural Dictionary
An unofficial nickname for the former WWE and current TNA wrestler Jeff Hardy.
Look the Rainbow Unicorn Face Paint Warrior is going to do the Swanton Bomb.
When someone on their period sits on your face.
“Oh yeah dude! I felt like chief of the tribe when she rode my face! Tribal Face Paint all over!”
In the same vein as painting her nails -- describes the 'occupation' of a woman that only entails sitting at home and doing nothing while her partner does all the breadwinning.
The term stems from women applying make-up as part of their apparent vanity pastime, hence the 'painting' term.
"He's at the store, working 24/7 while she spends her time painting her face."
when a girl (usually an ugly one) puts on way too much make up, so much so that it's as if she has painted it on her face. She does this in hopes to attract a guy but almost always has the opposite effect.
I was going to hit on that chick I saw across the club but when I got closer I saw she was a paint can face so I aborted that mission faster then an unwanted fetus.