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The dumbest kid there is. Usually very short. Likes to play basketball but is very bad at it. Is very immature

My friend over there is a Paxton.

dope dude. super cool, most likely trans. plays sports. can be pretty mean sometimes and probably a bakugou kinnie but would die for his closest friends which he doesn't have a lot of

friend: bro paxton just did a sick flip

Someone who comes to your home uninvited, only to have them fall asleep randomly during odd times. For example while playing a board game, watching a movie, watching a movie in a movie theater, during a conversation, during a five minute drive to an IHOP, while looking up superdickery, while eating a sandwich, while on the toilet, so much so that you can play ring toss on a cup on his head.
Their sleeping is so bad that trying to wake them becomes impossible and results in literally throwing them out the door.

Wow my uncle Dick is always coming over, and paxtoning on me.

Paxton’s are annoying as shit. They make shitty jokes about mass genoside and give wrong definitions of sex positions. Paxton’s are ugly as fuck and are so fat they can’t see their own dicks. Paxton’s mostly die virgins.

Guy 1: you see my girl talkin to that guy

Guy 2: yeah but don’t worry, it’s just Paxton

A rich spoiled kid with a poddel and a three story house and small balls

" you here about that kid with that poddel and an big house" that's how you define Paxton

Badass U.S. Air Force Pararescueman. Fictional Pararescue Jumper (PJ) that is the main character in the action/adventure thriller series written by Robert Capko. Trained to kill and save lives.

He went all "John Paxton" on his ass.

The only actor who has been killed off by Terminator, Alien and Predator.

"That's it man, game over man, game over!" - Bill Paxton as Hudson in Aliens