Country Dictionary

Great band that actually gives a shit about their music and their surroundings.

Vedder gave a tiring speach about Bush, but still put on a great show.

One of the best bands of the 90's by far, and a whole lot better then any of the shit being called 'music' today.

Eddie Vedder is a God, and the lead singer of Pearl Jam.

The act of stuffing valuables into any choice of one's orifices for the purpose of hiding the valuables so they can be stolen.

"I don't have enough money to afford these grapes so I'm going to pearl jam them in my vagina and walk out."

Semen, cum, schmootz or whatever ya wanna call it

I stuck it down her throat and gave her a mouthful of pearl jam

Sorry, fool. They are a great band.

Pearl Jam puts on one of the best live performances.

Gods gift to music. The greatest band in the world. If you dont like them I'm coming to your house to kill you and your family.

Pearl Jame is so awesome and sexy.

An impossibly high standard of genuineness and humility required to gain acceptance or impress. Used most frequently when describing bands in the Post-Nirvana-Pre-Korn musical era.

1. It's nice that Steve recycles, but he's no Pearl Jam. 2. That guy makes faces like Eddie Vedder, but Stone Temple Pilots are no Pearl Jam.