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Peef

A ridiculous American or a ridiculous moustache.Even better, a ridiculous American, sporting a ridiculous tash.
The kind of moustache or human that collects biscuit crumbs, marmite and Guiness froth. Much admired and modelled by the boystown mincers of San Francisco. The Builder from The Village People is a also a prime example. A slightly comedic but ultimately sad indictment of US contemporary culture/society.

-Jaysis- check out the Peef over there-yeh the one who is drinking Guiness by himself- wow! he's even wearing a yellow sweater and extra white trainers.

-yep-thats a Peef alright.

by Horse from IMBRFC May 10, 2006

Peef

A pork and beef hybrid. It’s what is made after a cow and a pig finish fucking.

“Hey! Want some peef?”
“What the fuck is peef?”

Hybrid of pork and beef.”
“What the fuck.”

by pablolore1 September 02, 2020

peef

To fart out of a males urethra . Much like a qweef for females....and gasy discharge from their vagina.

Mark it smells so bad, did you just peef?

by nicholianrynamite March 09, 2005

peef

A Multi-Colored Christmas Bear

"Peef!" said Peef.

by Emaleth82 August 27, 2003

peef

Peefing iz when two gay men line up on all fours facing away frm each other. one of the gays has to eat alot of cheese so his poop his very solid i cannot strez this enuf. then that gay guy that has solid poops poops into the other guys butthole. then that guy poops it back out into the first guys butthole. this is peefing.

Antwon and Jerome peefed last week at that party. It was great.

by Scr0w October 11, 2006

peef

A mother bear who lives in Iowa.

"My name isn't Peef!" said Peef.

by Vampyr Bloodlust August 27, 2003

Peefing

When a man farts out of his penis. The male version of queefing

Yo man, I was just sitting in class and BAMN! I was peefing!

by Jessie Snow March 30, 2014