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tom pham

Verb. When for no reason one member of a group of friends refuses to partake in the evenings reasonably entertaining activities for some trivial, almost nonexistent reason. Whether it be im tired, i need a shower, or im on the last boss of god war, they all equally qualify.

Friend 1: ayo wanna chill with us tonight were rollin squad deep Friend 2: ehhhh maybe idk im kinda tired Friend 1: dude its friday night come on lets do something Friend 2 : idk man i needa shower i might just chill at home tonight Friend 1: Weeeeeeu your pulling a tom pham right now

by haaaack3r July 16, 2010

long pham

A smart, intellectual beast that stops at nothing to destroy what comes in her way. Long is a savage, and will kill anybody to become the royal princess.

I wish the princess of my country was long Pham instead of the current boring one.

by TheMexicanPig March 06, 2015

Dirty Pham

As a joke a guy sticks a tool down your plumbers crack. As he walks away pounding his chest in pride you calmly pull it out and wipe it across his upper lip.

Hey this guy put a wrench down my plumbers crack and I pulled a dirty pham on him

by heavybird January 19, 2010

garnet pham

a girl who ussually wants to make deals jacking off and often loses.

like garnet pham says it.. "You messed up person!!"

by ummmburgerrr February 18, 2005

Pham

One who feels the need to cheat and use hacks in an FPS game such as: "Counter Strike: Source" or "Day of Defeat" Source."

"Dude, that guy is such a Pham."

by Zack Hann March 23, 2007

Joe Pham

Joe Pham is the MOST UGLY and terrible person you will ever meet. His face will make children cry and you will ABSOLUTELY HATE him.

Ugh i have to sit next to Joe Pham in AP Bio

by JdPham07 January 08, 2020

phaM

Trash Juice. not just any trash juice though. nasty, nasty trash juice.

hey, that dude totally just got pham all over him when he tryed to throw that bag of nasty trash in that overfilled dumpster!

by stweezy May 02, 2011