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Piano

Code word for a penis

Rabbu: I rlly like pianos
Samantha: OMG! SAME!

Jake: what’s a piano????

by Piano79132829 April 29, 2020

piano

an instrument used for music/love making

Alicia keys wants to get "krucial" on the piano.

by violet rose April 02, 2009

piano

Wonderful to listen to and play, but horrible to practice (see pain and horror) DON'T GET TALKED IN TO THIS, KIDS! IT'S A LIFETIME COMMITMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mother:Ok little Adam, it's time to learn piano.
Adam: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Mother: I'll give you (insert most desired thing in Adam's life here) if you do!
Adam: Ok!

5 YEARS LATER

Adam: I don't like the piano anymore. I want to stop.
Mother: No.
Adam: Please?
Mother:Ask your father.
Father:Ask your mother.

by Piano-hater June 07, 2004

Piano

A string instrument, but formally known as a percussion instrument even though it has strings, because people are stupid idiots

I play the piano...terribly

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

piano

An insturment played by William the carl killer

Hey look! william the carl killer is playing the flute and the piano

by Hobbit Mafia December 18, 2005

pianoed

when a girl plays you like a piano

Guy 1: Dude i really liked that girl to bad she had a boyfriend!
Guy 2: Sorry man you got pianoed

by spacemonkey1272 December 31, 2011

Piano

The awesome skill of ALL Russians and Asians. It is beloved by the older generations because of the extensive section of classical music. Can strike fear into the hearts of many youths who are forced to play in piano competition and learn impossible pieces.

Despuesde las clases, yo voy a la clase de piano los jueves.
After classes, I go to piano lessons on Thursdays.

by DontStalkMeEverPlease January 18, 2012