A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word used by someone to disguise the name of the person they are talking about.
girl 1: OMGGGGG! look at pineapple. girl2:oh hes so hot: girl 3: Actually if you take your dialated fucking eyes away from pineapple and look at Strawberry maybe you will fall in love. AGAIN girl 1,2 and 3: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! HES SO FINEEEEEEEE *all run to strawberry and "FAINT" on him
A large oval-shaped, spikey fruit that is theoretically rammed up somebodys arse by a superior when somebody fucks up at work. Origin: Underground coal mining industry- Newcastle, Australia
"I'm going to get a pineapple over that" "Trev got a pineapple this morning"
1) Any antipersonnel fragmentation grenade, but most commonly the antipersonnel fragmentation hand grenade (so called because the grooves on the metal casing are reminiscent of the skin of a pineapple) 2) To kill someone or destroy something with an AP frag grenade. Related terms include frag (to kill/destroy, usually with an explosive device of some kind) and ghost (to kill in general).
1) Nod Rifleman: ENGAGING GDI FORCES! GDI Grenadier: Eat pineapple, Nod boy! *primes and throws hand grenade* 2) Looks like Captain Parker pineappled those SAM sites.
1. a fragmentation grenade of any other type of hand grenade(because the surface is similar to a pineapple) 2. a job seekers allowance(the word dole, refers to this and a brand of various fruits, such as pineapple)
The gangster tried to toss a pineapple into the police car but missed.
A nickname I given t ohe most beautiful girl i've fallen for. She is smart, funny, and the only eyes id spend my entire life staring at, just to figure her out. Shes like a mystery, always wanting to find out more about her, yet I can never truly understand her. She makes me absolutely crazy for her and a moment holding her in my arms brings me back to sanity. She has long wavy brown hair and a forehead I love to kiss. She has the most incredible eyes and the cutest nose I love to play with. She has the softest cheeks and the hottest pair of lips I love to bite. The way she pouts them makes me melt inside. She has the body of a goddess and has the cutest feet with the smallest pink toe ever. I never anything before her. She gives me this feeling which no one has ever given to me before and that its only for her. I hate that I'm this crazy for her and I hate that i feel all this when Im this young. I know shes the one already and Im willing to go through whatever to be with her for the rest of my life. I hate it so much that I start to hate myself for it and I just wish I would dissapear sometimes so I could run away from all this. Yet I know I cant bare to be without her.....I love this girl too much....
Cuckoo is fucking crazy for Pineapple