A fork of Rural Dictionary
a website that horny men who get no pussy go to jack off
Guy: Hey wanna fuck? Girl: no Guy: *goes to pornhub*
A place where I can see naked females without being judged.
Girl: No! You can't see me naked! Perv! Me: Why not?... Girl: I'm not a slut. Go on Pornhub if you're horny you freak. Me: A place where I can be myself. My soul and sexual desire is at peace.
It is an erotic site where people got so they can masturbate it was once a good website where you could get all your dirty little fixings but now they made up some stupid policy where they ban unverified user over false child abuse claims seriously which one of you fucks ruined pornhub I will hunt you down and have you personally killed.
Pornhub it was such a sexy site till this policy came along now we must engage in reckless sex
An internet heaven for dudes who want to watch people having sex to pleasure themselves when they can't find anyone to fuck.
Real Sex? Nah, it ain't gonna happen. Guess I'll go masturbate to chicks on Pornhub.