Country Dictionary

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Pouch

Person who is full of useless knowledge

you totally BAMF'ed me you pouch!

by poucho villa May 03, 2007

Pouch

A marsupial version of the expression tits

Dude check out that Awesome gastropod Yeah man that is totally pouch

by pouch man mike October 21, 2008

Pouch

a slang term to describe a hot woman, one you would dream about having sex with. Can be coupled with other words and adverbs. From the use of pouch as the vagina. as in "i want her pouch"

"dude, that chick is puch" "she is pouchtastic" Guy out the window of a car yelling at a woman: "PPPPOOOOOOUUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHH" "Man this place is PC: Pouch City"

by Tom January 10, 2005

Pouching

The act of sticking ones penis into a kangroos pouch for sexual pleasure.

The "Junior Electrical Engineer" Was on a walkabout when noticed a kangaroo and decided it was time to do a little pouching.

by Moistbungholeplugger October 06, 2020

Pouch

A person who cant handle anything and never does anything well.

Tim: "Where's Johnny?" Frank: "He went to bed" Tim: "What a pouch"

by OzzieBloke February 01, 2008

Pouche

The outer rim of a nipple A very smart man named Ryan McHugh invented this word back in the late 1800's it has been used ever since and will never die.

Oh baby lick my pouche!

by Ryan September 28, 2004

The Pouch

Something that you must respect, or else...

Guy 1: *Pointing gun* I'm sorry bro, but you didn't respect the pouch.

by Momoishappy March 28, 2020