A fork of Rural Dictionary
When the fat guy you have a relationship with bails on you when he becomes hot and acquires social value.
" what happened with the guy you were engaged with?" " he got hot and got a new job. He pulled a Chris Pratt on me "
nonononononononononono, anyone but fucking chris pratt, why is he mario, why does he garifeld, nooooooooooooo
Girl: Chris Pratt is extremely hot! Boy: No kidding! Have you seen Passengers? I'd go gay for him after watching that movie!