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rachel

attention-seeking whore who will lie about anything possible to make herself look cool.
she will keep friends temporarily only to find that these "friends" have figured out her real character.
also really good at fucking up and starting unnecessary problems.

seems to feed off of self inflicted drama.

"did you hear rachel saying that she beat the shit out of that one chick?"

"yeah, it's not true. she likes some guy who likes girls that can fight."

by i'm not a liar. March 14, 2009

rachel

a smart beautiful girl. they love guys named sean and love gymnasticss. they hate selfish people!

OMG i wish i were a rachel

by london409 January 13, 2009

rachel

a cunt

lemme haiku this shit out:

rachel is a cunt
Rachel is hella boring
Cunt ass mufucka

by mama eric October 30, 2023

rachel

she’s HOTTT

oh wow look at rachel

by an ominous May 15, 2019

rachel

rachel is a very special girl. if your name is rachel it is almost guarantied that you are one of the most beautiful girls in the world. rachel's have a smile that will light up your life, and she has the prettiest hazel eyes. you cannot help but be in awe of her because everything about her is absolutely perfect; her personality, her body, her skin. but as much as you tell her that she doesn't believe you. she is an athlete and has all the right curves, she has the best waist, and the sexiest butt ever. she gives the most amazing hugs and the feel of her hips makes you think that you floating on a cloud. she loves to joke around and have fun she gets a little crazy sometimes but it's actually really cute. you know that when you have a rachel it's pure luck that she is with you.

guy-"dude!! i just got a RACHEL!"
guy's friend-"tf? what is she doing with you??"
guy-"idk man, but i am never going to let her get away!"

by imgonehunting November 13, 2020

rachel

an akward human bee

A rachel stung me!

by thesnarkeater March 31, 2011

rachel

to be so tan, you look almost nigerian.

Damn homey, that honey was so rachel she reminds me of the african motherland.

by michael kano December 16, 2008