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Ralphie M

A common name for pedophiles who are into beastiality.

Eric: Hey guys wanna come over my house and have a pet playdate?
Chuckie: Dude your brother is a Ralphie M. He'll take my kitten away.
Max: Yeah dude, he went to the zoo and all the animals ran. That's how Ralphie M he is.

by One Happy Brock July 08, 2011

I'm Gonna Go Ralphie on Your Ass!

Verb. Means to: 1. Beat the holy crap out of someone. 2. Channelling aggression.
Also
Adjective. Means: 1: State of being. To be completely fed up.

This phrase is inspired from A Christmas Story. Ralphie beats the living piss out of Scut Farkus! Scut Farkus - the bully with the yellow eyes! Instead of mumbling all those cuss words....he should have yelled, "I'm gonna go Ralphie on your ass!"

by Heather Cantrell October 09, 2008

Ralphie Mccormick

Ralphie McCormick is a person who loves to never leave the house and will always lose you money on investments

"Ralphie McCormick stole all my money" - everyone

by Jameson P April 23, 2023

Sammy n ralphy

Two dope ass bitches who live life to the max. Josh is their most prized possession. You mess w them and they’ll probably still love you.

Wow look at Sammy n Ralphy, they go hard in the paint

by Ralphycakes179 April 30, 2019

ralphie jones the sequel

a highly prestigous rap album by the late JayRed, who is a case like other rappers, who has an unknown state of life, is he dead or alive? nobody cares. this album is unreleased but is planned to come out in september of 06.

nig 1-"yo i gots myself a copy of ralphie jones the sequel. yo its so ill"
nig 2-"nigga please"
nig 1-"i no he white but he ill yo! come lissen to this shit!"
after
nig 1-"yo that shit is bangin!"
nig 2-"i no rite!"

by ralphie jones the sequel June 28, 2004

Ralphie barker

Born possibly in 1928. Was the main character in a Christmas story and my summer story

Rip Ralphie barker

by Nascarfan2007 January 16, 2023

ralphie

meaning how much you love ralph macchio (mostly in karate kid)

OMGGGG BABY RALPHIE IS SO HOT!

by ralphlovah June 23, 2022