A fork of Rural Dictionary
Rasmus is a hot guy whom is slightly tan, Rasmus has a huge dick even at just 13 year old and loves to fight for true equality by saying words like Nigger or calling black people "black". He is also super nice and every girl is in love with him but he doesn't know it, he doesn't trust you, he loves to make gay jokes and is constantly stressed
Tillie: Yesterday I had sex with Rasmus, I could barely even stand up or breathe and I was still completely filled with his jizz when I woke up this morning.
Ankha: Damn I wish I could experience that but I am just stuck with small-dick Nathan.
The most loyal,kind and attractive person that you will ever meet.
He is kind hearted and wery special and important for this world. Rasmus is also wery known for stealing hearts , but doesen’t know it him self ;). He is also often known of being wery smart and having a thing for bigger animals, as for example horses.
The best advice that Rasmus could use right now is to listen to his girlfriend.
WARNING This person is wery well known of being stubborn as fuck, so don’t try arguing with him
Rasmus help me with my math homework
Creators of the music of angels, this Finnish band's tunes are as hypnotizing as the rushing sounds of the Niagara Falls, as powerful as the rising sun revealing a new day, and as beautiful as the Northern Lights themselves. The band sounds awesome, and all members are...Hmm,how can I put it...Leaders of their own style, outcasts that are loved what for they are, and best of all: As original as can be.
+SWEET,BEAUTIFUL,ORIGINAL+ (I could go on and on, but I would take forever.. =D )
I died in my dreams, what's that supposed to mean? Got lost in the fire. I died in my dreams, reaching out for your hand, my fatal desire...
Rasmus is a sweet, intelligent, annoying piece of shit who thinks being an idiot is going to get him pussy. But sometimes he can be funny.
Dorthe: I went home to Rasmus
Agnes: oooh nooo not again
A very attractive male with a special way to steal every girl he wants. also know to have a big smile and a HUGE cock. Very good at everything
SOME GIRLS WILL defined RASMUS WITH. OOHH I WONDER IF RASMUS IS THINKIG ABOUT ME. I LOOOVEEE HIM. AND HIS HUGE LIMP DICK
the best band ever, they rocks, are you listen dead letters???a greatest album, you should buy it, you won´t sorry.........THE RASMUS ROCKSSSSSS
Lauri Johanes Yölnen is the cutest guy, he is so damn sexy, gosh i want him