A fork of Rural Dictionary
Reuben is the boy who makes me happy all the time. He has the most amazing personality you could ever think of. His family all support him. His life is quite messed up but he’s strong. I love him alot. Hes the sweetest, most caring and cutest person you could meet, you should meet a Reuben!
A: Omg i love someone and their personality is amazing C: They must be a Reuben!
Reuben is the best friend you will ever have. He will always have your back and will sacrifice everything for those he loves. Reuben is rather full of himself and likes to remind you how handsome and dashing he is. Reuben is easily swayed by a bribe but will remain true to his friends. He has many mood swings and gets upset and angry over small things. All his friends adore him and think he is the funniest and smartest guy they know. Reuben has a pretty good singing voice and boy does he know it. Reuben reckons he is Gods gift of perfection to the world but inside he thinks he is sad and worthless even though his friends know that isn’t true. Reuben’s biggest flaw is the fact that he has to be the best at everything or he will have a rage. If you ever lose Reuben then you will feel awful and if he dies then the world will stop working, Reuben said this a lot. He is a smexy devil and is a very nice guy ( even though sometimes he can be a horrible person) and he always gets rejected even though everyone loves him. Reuben’s favourite name is Jerome and he names everything and everyone this name and it drives them crazy
Wow he’s so cute and brave, what a Reuben!
Usually a guy thats the awesome guy in a party who drinks all the beer in front of everybody whyll they cheer him on, usually wakes up next to chicks the next morning not remembering anything.
Person1: Whyd u sleep with my sister last night Person2: I was being a reuben
THE MOST DELICIOUS FUCKING SANDWICH IN THE WORLD WHAT THE SHIT?!?!?!?!
Me: IS THAT A FUCKING REUBEN YOU GOT THERE CARL?!?!?!?! Carl: HELP OH PLEASE DEAR JESUS LET ME LIVE