A fork of Rural Dictionary
Roadman is a word that first appeared in the 21st century in London, England.
Roadmen are often characterised by several factors:
1. They mostly consist of drop outs from school or at least be below the average IQ level of a 12 year old.
2. They wear puffer jackets no matter what season of the year it is. However tracksuit variations do occur, those tracksuits are more often than not from Nike or Emporio armani same as with the puffer jacket species. Their footwear consists of multiple pairs of Nike trainers such as the Air Max series or from the Air Huarache line of shoes. Some do wear however wear Adidas or Jordan's, depending if their benefits are big enough to cover their cost.
3. They more often than not have a small man bag to carry their marijuana and other illegal substances, their cigarettes bought from a corner shop and a small shank for extorting money.
4. either they or their parents live off of pure welfare and benefits. And somehow manage to get more girls and better clothing than the typical person.
Here is a random youtube comment showing off the roadman dilect: when you're on that grind fam like blud looking in that JD getting bare vexed that your fam ain't become blud cus your cuz couldn't get any wings and dat fam like from the chicken and fam chips shop like you know what I'm saying cuz like working class blud Arsenal fan tv and dat man like Ozil picking up bare nice kicks for four fifty from nandos if ya know what I'm saying fam
Situation 1:
Person 1: Do you see those Huaraches..
Person 2: Yeah, he's probably a roadman.
Situation 2:
Person 1: Eyy man, you know steve? He's a ginger nonce innit?
person 2: Keep your Roadman down in public please.
A Roadman is a male from 15-30 and knows all of his area (UK mainly England). As said in other cases, is a distant relative of the chav (a person who hides in their mothers’ basements). They have been seen to wear Bin Bags, Nike Air Tracksuits, Fake Gucci ; a manbag containing a knife and a bag of weed. They cannot speak English very well ; their language was made to confuse Americans. They have a strange behaviour and often group up in gangs, smoke and perform robberies at your local Greggs. KFC and McDonald’s are their favourite places (as they can now get 23% attention there). If you see any vandalised Boris Bikes, it is told to leave your planet immediately as they are their favourite vehicle - peace, love and chesticles, Me
Roadman wasp came into my classroom the other day
Top 5 posessions are:
North face puffer jacket.
North Face gloves.
Adidas tracksuit bottoms.
Adidas man bag (it's not a man bag, it's a satchel, Indiana Jones has one.)
Nike huaraches.
Cheeky Nando's. Stormzy. Shuffling. Proper lit fam. If you haven't got a baseball cap, that's okay, just get a top knot. Tesco car park. Slept with 20 girls, still a virgin innit famelam.
Tom: yo fam, holla at ya boy when you wanna hit up TCPC, word to ya ma.
Liam: waddup cuz, what you chattin'?
Tom: tesco car park crew bredder, bring your man bag my roadman, need you to bring ya purse for cheeky Nando's with the lads. #spicy #lemonchicken #roadman #gottasayhashtag
The true definition of a roadman is a guy with no job yet acts like he's got money, no future but acts like he's going places. To support this lifestyle he takes part in illegal activity known as 'street activity' and starts becoming respected by guys on the street and sometimes even feared. Actually most full on roadmen are feared as they are often very violent. Many girls love them and roadmen like fucking anyone but do not stay around to deal with the consequences but now and again will pop in and mess with their child's head sometimes even using their child for personal gain (some roadmen do love their children though). The main thing is once you are a roadman it's almost impossible to get out you will die a roadman either from old age or from 'street activity' gone wrong.
Being a roadman is a responsibility and a way of life that you have to own and be ready for otherwise you're just a wannabe.
Damn he's so heartless, such a roadman
A ‘roadman’ will typically/hopefully be a teenager(do not let man fool you) but sadly, there are men in their 20s considered to be a road man.
A roadman will be involved in illegal activity such as, shotting(dealing) weed, and if not almost definitely smoking weed. Other illegal activities include GBH (as they like think/prove they are ‘hard’), Vandalism, and so forth.
A roadman’s attire is typically Nike, Adidas, and other JD type branded clothing(tracksuits and body warmers) will always have the newest trainers.
Language: a roadman will always speak in slang.
Transport: a roadman will always ride a bike, even if they are old enough to drive.
Future prospects: a roadman will aspire to become a crime/rap artist, will definitely have a soundcloud account. (Be the next J Hus, or Stomzy as such).
Whereabouts: a roadman will always be in the local area either, behind garages, outside fast food chains, park or near a park, walkway tunnels, so on; alleyways)
Roadman(RM)
RM1 and RM2
1: wagwun, u still shotting?
2: yhyh I got food, I’ll set u some. Mans on these roads u now.
1: yhyhyh I feel u.
2: they some fresh creps
1: yhhhhh Nike air 245
2: tightttt
A man who dedicates their life to never taking off fake cloths
Ting 1:look at that roadman his jacket is so fake but its 20° out why would he wear that
Ting2:*MANS NOT HOT*
Pale white teens who want to be a black gangsta
They usually hang around McDonald's and they don't know how to speak
They can get extremely aggressive if u call them pussies
Wag1 my g what u saying
Stop being a dickhead u wanna be Roadman