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The personification of what the U.S. has become along with its distorted conception of liberty. Ron Jeremy is to late 20th Century and early 21st Century America what Thomas Jefferson was to late 18th Century America.
Ted Koppel reported that he found himself near Ron Jeremy in an airport. Never having heard of Jeremy and finding out who he was as people mobbed Jeremy, Koppel was horrified to discover a porn star was so well-known and admired.
A method of betting in roulette where one places an extremely large amount of chips on either red or black in a single phallac-like stack.
Kevin: Holy s*** Dave, are you going to Ron Jeremy on black again? That thing looks like the leaning tower...
Dave: What can I say? I'm determined to get us comp'd for breakfast!
Getting hit in the eye from a falling hacky sack or other object while looking up in the air to see where it went.
Ouch. Mindy took a Ron Jeremy to the eye when she was looking to see where the hack got booted.
Getting hit in the eye from a falling hacky sack or other object while looking up in the air to see where it went.
Ouch. Mindy took a Ron Jeremy to the eye when she was looking to see where the hack got booted.
Named for the famous porn star, the Ron Jeremy event is an accidental occurrence that happens once in a while to people who frequently download television shows and movies from file-sharing platforms.
In order for a Ron Jeremy Event to occur, a show or movie is innocently labeled (i.e. South Park s15e12 - Timmy's Birthday.avi) by whomever is closely guarding his porn from the snoopy wife or girlfriend who hates South Park. An unrelated party then downloads the file expecting innocent content. The file may be opened right away or may sit and share for months before being watched. When it is first opened and the discovery is made, the Ron Jeremy Event has occurred.
As those who relabel their porn keep a small porno-stash, they value quality over quantity. Thus the best porn on the internet is always found in the form of a Ron Jeremy Event.
A: "Did you see the latest episode of Weeds?"
B: "No - I thought I downloaded it, but I ended up having a Ron Jeremy Event."
A: "What did you get?"
B: "Powertool Massacre."
A: "Any good?"
B: "Awesome. I'll burn you a copy."