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A dumbass that has garnered a grassroots movement in the internet. Most of these people don't realize that voting for him and having him as president will not benefit them. He is a laissez-faire nut, meaning he wants the capitalist economy and free market to take its place, thinking that the "invisible hand" of economics will solve everything. Basically, the truly free market he wants means the gap between haves and have-nots will become even larger. No one is left to regulate the corporations and the aristocracy of America grows even stronger. Ron Paul believes that the wealth from the corporations will trickle down, but he refuses to raise taxes, meaning that the rich corporations get even richer- and it's not like he wants any "unnecessary bureaucracy" anyway. This man voted against the Amber Alert, which has saved the lives of many children. Voting for Ron Paul will not benefit you. That is all.
YOU: Dude, did you hear? Ron Paul wants to get us out of Iraq. ME: If that's the only platform you like, you should just vote for Kucinich. YOU: Dude, did you hear? Ron Paul wants to cut down on unnecessary socialist bureaucracies like the Department of Education! ME: Yes, he believes that the free market is best left alone with a laissez-faire ideology. Unfortunately, there is not a single government that has survived with a laissez-faire market in history. YOU: Ron Paul has been honest for many years. ME: Yes, he has been a retarded congressman for about 30 years now.
I can't remember the last time a US presidential candidate (or British MP for that matter) looked so good. He's got more bottom than all the rest of those opportunistic hack nobodies combined. American non-voters don't have any excuse this time. You get to choose between him, some compromised douchebag like Giuliani and oblivion under the unspeakable Hilary Clinton.
That bastard wouldn't let me in to vote for Ron Paul. Some bollocks about not being a US citizen.
Person 1: Hey man! Person 2: Ron Paul fucking rocks. Person 1: Why? Person 2 simply stares at Person 1 and in his breath says, "Ron Paul Revolution!." Person 1 dies...
Every time someone posts some dumb ass viral YouTube video on facebook. Someone posts a Ron Paul video in the comments. See "faith hilling" south park.
It took me all day, but I'm finally done "Ron Pauling all those oh long johnson vids."
Obviously the people who are extolling him have never had the misfortune of living in his district. The guy who: -Voted for Claudette aid but not Ike aid, because he had to appease his national constituents and did not care that Gilchrist and Bolivar looked like nuclear bombs hit them because he got famous. -Called for NFIP premiums to be lowered with the Flood Control and Modernization Act but said we shouldn't pay for Katrina because he's totally not racist. Oh, and the NFIP was not billions in the hole after the 2005 hurricane season, and is a program a small-government libertarian would support. -Had a newsletter that his Democratic opponent got a hold of in 1994 that said blacks were notoriously "fleet-footed" and cited bogus statistics from the Department of Justice. When the Victoria Advocate asked his office to disclose the newsletter to refute it, he refused. Did I mention he's not racist? -The Houston Chronicle and the Victoria Advocate always endorse the other guy running against him. -Says he doesn't vote for earmarks but got a bunch of pork barrel spending for shrimpers in Lake Jackson.
Ron Paul is the ultimate Machiavellian politician, because he has the appearance of virtue without actually having it.
the most brilliant and most genius political candidate this country has ever seen!!
Steve: "so who are u gonna vote for?" Me:" RON PAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"