A fork of Rural Dictionary
Absolute sexy beast, god in bed, huge dick and can get any bitch he wants
Samuel has a huge dick
A Samuel is beyond perfect. He’s what people would consider a full package: athletically AND musically inclined, intelligent, hilarious, caring, hot as hell. He has a smile that will melt your heart, super soft golden hair that you can’t resist running your hands through, and beautiful green eyes that twinkle in the sunlight. A Samuel has a lot more to offer than what’s on the outside. They take a while to get comfortable with people, but once they do it’s like meeting a whole new person in the best way possible. You might not expect all of this from a Samuel, but if you ever get the chance to truly see one, your life will never be the same. It will be impossible to find a single thing wrong with him and he might not even feel real sometimes because of how perfect he is. A Samuel can turn your world upside down. When he cares for you, he cares for you with every ounce of himself. He will pray for you, and do everything in his ability to make you happy. Samuels are also more sensitive then they can give off. He’s tough but has a compassionate heart of gold. He loves kids, and can’t wait to have a family. This definition of a Samuel doesn’t even show a fraction of how perfect they could be. Samuel’s may seem too good to be true, but if they’re anything like the one described i promise, it’s not. If you ever meet a Samuel like this, treat them as the sweetheart they are, because they deserve everything and more.
Person 1: Wow your boyfriend Samuel is amazing Person 2: Thank you, I swear he’s so perfect. I can’t wait to marry him someday.
Big dick god who gets all the girls and is a baller he has 50 million cars and gets pussy 25/7. No one will ever step up to a Samuel cause he will beat ur ass. Also his penis terrifies people once whipped out because of how huge it is
Guy 1 :Omg who is that pussy slayer over there Guy 2 : that is Samuel, don’t step to him or else he will beat ur ass
Well he’s idk cause i never met him but my friends said he’s cute and one likes him 😏😏😏 shhhh not supposed to say that add my snap sophia_dowd1
Samuel, a guy who has major cake with extra frosting. Despite him having cake he also gives off major wholesome vibes and always passes his vibe checks.
Girl: damn Samuel needs to give me his workout routine he has some major cake...