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sandblasted tomato

an unacceptably vile looking woman

stay away from her, she's got a face like a sandblasted tomato

by 0-0-7 October 25, 2009

Isralian Sandblast

To place a funnel down ones Japseye and fill with sand. One will then ejaculate onto a girls (or boys) face causing their face to be sandblasted.

Let's do the Isralian Sandblast

by Jappa_The_Hut May 12, 2011

Tokyo Sandblaster

Noun -- Failed Cleveland Steamer in which rectal pressure turns out to be a shart instead of an actual bowel movement. This results in the receiver being peppered by fecal flecks as opposed to the expected full-blown turd.

My one night stand was begging for the Cleveland Steamer. Surprised, I decided to give it a try. I turned around and pushed... As it turns out, it was mostly gas and instead of the Cleveland Steamer, she got the Tokyo Sandblaster. Result? She liked it better! Guess who's not getting called back?

by rugby_101 November 12, 2010

Mexican Sandblaster

The Mexican Sandblaster is a lesser-known degrading sexual act in which one party (most commonly a man) sprays diarrhea on the face of their partner. Most commonly, preparations for the Mexican Sandblaster include mass consumption of laxatives, dried fruit or any abundant source of fiber.

Yeah, that cunt was bein' all "Why don't you get a job you lazy fuck" so I gave her a wicked Mexican Sandblaster that almost woke her parents up!"

by Dirty Hesh August 23, 2008

tokyo sandblaster

A sexual position where the male is on top of the female, mid thrust, and then Conan O'Brien jumps through the door and says "YippeeKayYay Mister Falcon!"

My girl told me she loved me after we did the Tokyo sandblaster this weekend. Sha-wing!

by shakesfear November 10, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

A sexual act where a Japanese women with extremely chapped lips, often a prostitute but not always, gives a man an extremely harsh blowjob. Can be broadened to apply to any Asian female in need of lip balm.

Man! Mai really gave me the Tokyo Sandblaster last night! Where's the Burt's Bees when you need it?

by FreakOutAdams November 10, 2010

tokyo sandblaster

an unexplained sexual position mentioned by Conan "Coco" O'Brien on his new show, "Conan."

(while talking to his censor) can I say tokyo sandblaster?

by forthecoco November 10, 2010