A fork of Rural Dictionary
A euphemism for a set of words used to amplify someone's emotions. Frequently used to replace any curse word. Originated from the German language
"What a Schnitzel" "Schnitzel!!" "The day turned out to be a Schnitzel"
Pissed as fuck or even off your tits on drugs
Schnitzeled in Notts
A word you say to convey that you are in a predicament. Basically the same thing as "in a pickle", but instead of pickle you say schnitzel.
I am in a real schnitzel right now, I can't decide whether to have schnitzel or chicken wings for dinner!
When a German vehicle has been modified (in poor taste). Rather than it being "RICED" it is Schnitzeled. The wiener being the driver, and the schnitzel being the modified vehicle.
As an Audi S4 rolls past on lowering springs with a body kit and straight pipes... That poor S4 has been schnitzeled! Look at the wiener driving it.
The piece of meat between the penis/vagina and the asshole. It is named that way because it is beaten with eggs during fornication.
HER: my schnitzel is still sore from my date with Mike the other day
The mans version of a “camel toe” when a man’s schnitzel and balls are showing through his pants
“Dude, I totally lost my girlfriend when she was checking out that studs SCHNITZEL TOE”.