A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you CC your work buddy onto some long worthless email thread at work
Employee A:
To: Tim, Meg, Al, Joe, Frank, Tom, Annie, Mel,
Hi,
I was under the impression that I am just counting the items – not requesting the pulls from inventory. It was noted to be requested on my xcel document, can you guys work it out with the DC?
Employee B:
To All: "Adding Clayton"
You've been schnoodled
When a person sucks ejaculate off of a body, usually a person's body; especially out of bodily hair.
"Sorry I just came all over your legs."
"It's okay honey, I'll schnoodle it off for you, after all you know how much I like schnoodling."
When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash
brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.
Term of endearment, usually said in the wee hours of the morn, between two best friends. Undeniably adorable.
I love you. You are my little schnoodle-schnoff!