A fork of Rural Dictionary
A normal human being who shows many signs of autism and is also usually hispanic.
Señor Aspergers could smell his moms shit from a mile away.
Señor Count is the code name for an informant of the opposing side
How did the boss know? It must be Señor Count telling him!
the nicest/coolest/cutest spanish teacher there is. He uses "entonces" after every second word. But it doesn't matter, we still love hime :)
someone: what made Canada great again?
me: señor davila. Hes the best person ever.
señor davila: entonces?
A mild-mannered kitten's pointy-toothed alter-ego who appears without warning and in the flash of an eye, like a furry little Luis Suarez; the physical manifestation of a feline's inner savage.
ME, PETTING A CAT: Who's a gorgeous kitten? Who loves his cuddles?
CAT: Purrrrrrr, etcetera
ME: You've got the cutest nosey, and the cutest little ears-ies, and...
CAT: Purrrrrrrrr!
ME: ...and the softest little tumm...
SENOR BITEY (for it is he): CHOMP! Rapid exit, stage left
ME: Ouch! Señor Bitey!! What did you do that for?
SENOR BITEY: Shrugs
El Casbao owner, also known for his striking visual similarities to Lennon, Bowie and the Little Prince. Loves observing his reflection in mirrors and other reflective, shiny surfaces. He is often spotted roaming the streets of Macao in slow motion, speaking to locals in a heavy German accent, a newspaper clutched under his arm and a cigar in his mouth.
"Wow, I look like Lennon in this hat!"
"Um, you're Señor Casparing, boy!!"