A fork of Rural Dictionary
Smoking Hot Ugly Bitch, a.k.a the top of the bottom, butter face, good from far but far from good. A woman with an amazing body and no face what so ever.
Damn that bitch is a shub! That bitch is shubbin! Ey Yo Shub!
The unfortunate need to go for a shit at the pub (the local bar or 'pub'). Often an unpleasant experience due to the condition of most public house toilets
Two mates arrive at the local public house (bar) and three beers in... Mate 1: Damn I need a shit Mate 2: Man you should have gone before you left home there's no locks on the doors in there and piss everywhere Mate 1: I didn't need to go at home...this shub is gonna be hell Mate 2: Sucks to be you man...
In first nations language, it means "shit" or "poo". It has been used widely by first nations peoples of British Columbia, Canada.
Person 1: Excuse me, do you know where the bathroom is? I need to take a gigantic shub. Person 2: Um, yes, it's right over there... Person 1: Thanks!
"The Black Goat of the Woods With a Thousand Young is a dark and terrible alien fertility goddess in the mythos, sometimes depicted as a demonic goat, sometimes as an enormous amorphous mass spawning her "Dark Young"-- huge tentacled tree-like hulks with shaggy goats legs and hooves -- in an endless orgy of reproduction." To sum it all up, the ultimate badass in everything awesome.
Holy shitcakes Batman! I just saw Shub Niggurath! I can die a happy human.
Similar to its close cousin the Chub. The chub is a semi flaccid semi erect penis with a 90 degree angle. A chub occurs when you see a girl from behind who you think is extremely hot then you see her face and relies she is hideous.
I saw that girl pass by at lunch before and almost popped a boner until she turned around and i saw her face. I just ended up with a hanging shub instead.