A fork of Rural Dictionary
Throwing up while simultaneously making a bowel movement. Usually associated with the flu or accute intoxication.
Facing imminent erruption from both ends, it was clear to T.J. that he could not decide between the two. He had no choice but to shuke.
A compromise of keeping clean one area, while making a mess of another
If you have to shuke, what do you do first? Sit on the toilet, or stick your head in the toilet?
The physical act of dry heaving and farting simultaneously....
I was so sick from all those cosmos i dry shuked all night. From the word shuke: The physical act of shitting and puking simultaneously. example, to shuke... Oh, man, that Chinese made me feel like im going to shuke.
An outdoor shopping center consisting of grocery shops, cafes, clothing stores etc. typically doing in Israel
“The tourist visited the shuke in Jerusalem”
A state whereupon you must shit and puke simultaneously, thereby rendering each task impossible until the desire to shuke dissipates.
I drank myself stupid, I was on the porcelain throne at 3am holding a bucket and trying not to shuke.