A fork of Rural Dictionary
My baby just made his first Disney Channel Sitcom in the toilet!
-Also called OMES. "Oh my eighties sitcom!" is a term meaning "oh my god!" However, OMES is usually said when something mind-numbingly sweet or heroic happens, derived from eighties' sitcoms which almost always had a happy ending, or good ultimately triumphs over evil. Can also be used to express sarcasm. Star Trek: The Next Generation is a good example of OMES, where Picard almost always finds a way to ultimately defeat the bad guy... but that's another story altogether.
Trixie: It was so sweet... Rob asked Ellie out after having a crush on her for three whole weeks! Delaney: Oh My Eighties Sitcom! Sammy: And then, at the last minute, Mary Sue managed to save the day! Lizzie: OMES...
A man who REALLY likes other homosapiens of the same gender
"Oh no its Joshua Beacham (Sitcoms Be Like), he's gonna hit on me again!"
An affliction where a person's pattern of social interaction is structured like sitcom dialogue, and rarely deviates. Usually a coping mechanism for poor social acuity.
It's so painful speaking to Gary. He's always making jokes that flop, like out of place lines from the big bang theory. He's got sitcom brain.
The act or personality of a person who repeatedly uses wordplay in most social interactions.
So he and I were making dad jokes constantly near her and she didn't care for consistent use of puns. We were a walking sitcom.
The verbalization of the word "sitcom". The turning of a clever comedic routine into a sitcom.
When a comedian, such as John Malaney, has such a good routine about everyday events, he is just calling out to the networks to sitcomize him.
Having the hair of a popular 90's sitcom star
Wow, that guy looks like he should be in "my two dad's" with that sitcom hair