A fork of Rural Dictionary
person1 "damn bro that poll is so snorked!" person2 "yeah dude. that poll is fucked, dude needs to straighten it."
Characters of an terrible animated 80's show that were systematically exterminated by the Japanese Fishing industry.
Guy one: I wonder when they are going to come out with some new Snorks Episodes. Guy 2: I have some really bad News, the Snorks were all eaten by the Japanese. Guy 1: Are the smurfs ok? Guy 2: Nope, cats.
Snork: (verb) the act of unintentionally inhaling a liquid refreshment through one's nasal passages via the back of the throat, thereby causing a 'snork' sound to emanate from behind the clenched teeth of the victim. Occurs most frequently when sudden laughter has been induced by an unforeseen event, audio-visual item, or comment.
That was so funny I snorked my soda!
A cross between snore and an oink (like a pig).
Do you hear that? What is it? That's just Scamp, he's snorking!
Derived from "Social Networking." The act of using social networking tools such as Facebook, Twitter, etc.
Once the bloggers had exchanges links, they snorked each other's posts, and thus, they were snorking.
The act of strapping a dildo to the cranium (i.e the top of te head) and then running head first towards your partner (male or female) and the dildo penetrating and pleasuring them.
Adam: I heard you liked snorking? Jamie: Yeah, I totally snorked your sister AND your mum last night.