A fork of Rural Dictionary
Snorlax is a lazy cookie eatting Mexican Hobo.
Frank "Snorlax do anything productive?" Snorlax "*munchmunch* Snorlax is to blank as sex is to adults.
Derived from the fat, sleepy pokemon Snorlax from the original pokemon games, who sits and causes obstruction. This can be used when walking when 1. There is a fat person in front blocking your path 2. Someone is stood blocking the path for no good reason. e.g. talking to someone else 3.When the people walking in front of you are just walking so slow they're practically stood still.
1. "sorry I'm late, i was stuck behind this Snorlax and couldn't get past." 2. "god I hate these Snorlaxes who completely get in your way when your trying to get somewhere quick." 3. "hey, I'm sick of walking slow, just overtake that Snorlax in front.""yeah she's holding everyone up"
An impediment or obstacle
Man, Craig was being such a snorlax when I tried to kiss Emma last night!
A mom or some sort of woman who is very attractive and gets you hard. Its a codename so your friends dont know your talking about thier own mother.
"Oh man, I wacked off to a picture of Snorlax this morning" "Damnnn, Snorlax knows what shes doing under them sheets"
a giant necrophilic pokemon is awakenede only by jamming apoke flute up his anus
say it loud im a snorlax andim proud ex brain wilxox is a snorlax
Sexual position where you just lay there while she plays your favorite flute.
I used The Snorlax on the wife last night, and it was AMAZING!