Country Dictionary

Denotes something that really, really sucks.

Phil: I got a D on my physics exam last week. Tom: Sparse.

effectionate term for cannabis, short for parsley

'half my sparse is blazed' 'try dusting some of that sparse on your pizza'

"a room which is 60% populated"...used by politicians to confuse the listener

The room that can seat 30 was sparsely packed with 20 occupied seats.

This is when Trumps supporters die down and everyone regrets not choosing hillary

Shit now it's all sparsely populated trumpets. I wish I voted hillary

Spar is like clart from the GLC, listen to them all theyre the bomb from Newport. The goldie lookin chain. Checkout all their old albums spar

Clart: Orit spar fancy a fat spliff wot i made Spar: nah clart i got one of my own

Being really mad, specifically directed towards other people.

John got cut off in traffic yesterday. He was absolutely sparring.

(adj.) disappointing, overhyped, and deserving of less attention; lacking the required depth to be valuable

Compared to Marvel, just about every DC movie is sparse. Ariana Grande's new album, "Eternal Sunshine" is so deep. Not sparse at all!