A fork of Rural Dictionary
a lame excuse for being late to an important date
nick: "hey sorry im late i had to walk like five miles here with shin splints. im so exhausted and i hurt so bad!" grace: "i dont care"
when something/someone has/is doing something that is particularly epic, or if you light a splint on fire
yo bro that was so lit splint. if you fut fire by it it will surely become a lit splint
the worst pain underneath your knee and in the ass. caused by overuse to the calf muscles. if you have shin splints don’t act like they’re not there and keep doing stuff or they will never go away. so like good luck
person #1: wth i have shin splints person #2: i still have mine from track 2 years ago
when a dick is strapped to another dick voluntarily after breaking the dick muscle
“I broke my dick last night, lets have a splint penis.”
When you spread your legs as far apart as possible then bounce or place anal or vaginal area onto another persons face or object.
Omg i was so turnt i started pussy splinting a pizza.
When one uses a dildo or a strap-on that is made out of wood causing splinters in their vag or ass
the wood splint i used last night made my ass fell really weird
A splint made of a erect penis and a couple zip ties to support your leg if broken and in a low resource situation.
"Josh! Get the zip ties and that picture of your sister, I have to make a South American splint"