A fork of Rural Dictionary
A statement which is much like the cake in Portal, meaning that it is a lie. These types of statements are common with CEOs, presidents, Toyota, Fox News, bankers, and evil supercomputers.
Toyota exec - We have finally fixed the unintended acceleration issues on all new Toyotas!
*Fresh off the line Prius smashes in*
Person - They always be makin' cake statements.
A statement made in a conversation where the context could be taken androgynously, or either way.
FACEBOOK CONVERSATION
(Facebook post in response to the Celtics beating the Lakers)
Person 1 Wall Post: "Uh oh Kobe"
Person 2 Response: "Sorry, but I have to give my support to Ray Allen"
Person 1: "what...I said that cuz he lost. rays my boy stupe."
Person 2: "The way you said, it came out like a Gaga statement; could go either way."
1.A outlandish statement that could possibly become true, but is very very highly unlikely.
2. A given statement that is so highly exaggerated that it is humorous.
Example #1:
Person 1- "Dude, they are just going to hand the offensive schemes over to Will when he gets there."
Person 2- "Thats a bold statement."
Example #2:
Person 1- "I heard James runs that shit University of Georgetown."
Person 2- "Thats a fucking bold statement dude."
The browsing history of someone who regularly visits web sites with the intent to plunder Percy the pink
After reviewing my wank statement I can see that I have made over 30 deposits this month.
I found your mum on line last week and if I just check my wank statement I can give you the web address.
Hearing something being said that is personally deemed unworthy, cringy, or outright wrong that it causes you to uncontrollably defecate in your trousers
"the earth is flat"
"That's a downright brown statement now I have to change my pants"
The allergy warning on the back on anything that really tastes good, but can kill you in minutes.
Allergen Statement: This product contains foods, that many contain other foods, that are processed in a facility that processes foods, that may contain milk, milk products, peanuts, nuts, tree products, plant products, or animals products, which many cause an allergic reaction, to this food, or any other food, that contains food when eaten properly or improperly; call 911 if eaten for food or if not conscious lie still, don't panic and wait until help arrives.
A bold statement with Big Dick Energy.
Cooper: *Makes a statement with Big Dick energy*
Jack: "That right there is a Tripod Statement."