A fork of Rural Dictionary
(verb)To ruin the rest of your life via a stupid choice you made. Examples include procreating illegitimate children, landing yourself in jail, drinking and driving resulting in below the neck paralysis, becoming a vegetable from too much drugs, etc. If you end up dying shortly after the mistake, it doesn't count as being statued.
"Finally we run the trojan which causes you to smoke a joint and get 20 years to life. We see a brief image of you getting high on the convenience store's security camera. Your life is now as useful, and entertaining, as a statue."
LA slang meaning Oscar award
Charlize has a statue, let's get Vinny a statue! (from Entourage series)
An adjective used to describe something incredible, awesome or cool.
The Dark Knight was a fucking status movie!
a word often used on social networking sites such as facebook and twitter. used to define something that someone else said to sound wrong or rudely suggestive.
Girl: omg thats soo hard
Status:L
When your pants are pulled up too high or are too small for you resulting in the pants not reaching the shoes.
Yo check out that dude over there. His pants don't reach his shoes.
Yea man he's got the status.
marijuana of very high grade,.i.e. Hydro, Purple Haze, Northern Lights
54TH Street has the best "Status" on the Low End