A fork of Rural Dictionary
A ‘super technological device’ this could be a computer or a phone, but it could also be AIDS ( Audio Inspired Device System ) e.g Siri or Cortona, or HIV (Helpful Intelligent Vehicle ) like a smart car.
John: Did you hear that new STD that Apple’s making? Steve: yeah the new STD sounds amazing! I already have many STD’s but when the new one comes out, I’m buying it immediately. John: same, I have 3 STD’s and I can’t wait for another one.
i had some awesome STD's the other day, i got them from that girl down the street
Sexually Transmitted Disease. Anyone can get one, even virgins. Most common STDs are passed through skin contact, saliva, breast milk, & bodily fluids. You don't have to be a "nasty slut" to get an STD. It only takes 1 sexual experience...or with Herpes, alls you have to do is touch someone who has the virus on their skin at that point and area.
"I contracted an STD from my husband, who cheated on me with a 15 year old."
Acronym for Slapping Titties Daily.
Frank: What have you been up to lately. Joe: STD
Acronym meaning: Socially Transmitted Decepticons Professional or professionally-organized social media users who use one or more online personas to launch political or personal attacks on opponents or their issues. Often, so called "persona software" is used to manage many such deceptive identities simultaneously in order to create the impression that multitudes hold similar points of view. Sometimes called Sock Puppets, STDs can infect multiple social media streams at one time, creating the illusion of mass interest or agreement sufficient to influence an issue or debate.
The minute the President announced the military action, a thousand STDs magically appeared on Twitter trying to create the illusion that much of the public thought it was an illegal act of war because Congress had not authorized it.