Country Dictionary

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dick-stick

a man who usally has a woody as hard as a stick

kyle is looking at sally with a dick-stick

by hsih7jhjdsb April 22, 2008

Stick a dick chick

Some random chick that you just want to stick your dick in. You know you ain't gonna bring her home to momma.

I need to bust a nut, Where is a stick a dick chick

by msevian December 27, 2016

stick your dick in crazy

When have sex with a girl and then she turns out to be completely crazy amd winds up dragging you into all kinds of drama.

Guy 1: "Dude, that girl is a complete nut job"
Guy 2: "I know! Word of advice man, don't stick your dick in crazy."

by Wolflord4 May 08, 2018

stick your dick in me

When a female is so horny, that she wants her soulmate to fuck her in her ass or pussy. Most have prefered pussy.

"Stick your dick in me- OH YES-".

by .-CouldYouStop-. November 29, 2017

Stick Your Dick in a Beehive

When one intentionally inserts themself into a bad situation.

When someone needs something that only a colossal ahole can provide, instruct them to take a deep breath, gather themself, and as they head off to certain doom, state, "Well, time to stick your dick in a beehive."

by dgull December 26, 2013

stick your dick in a fan

Doing something that will do you absolutely no good. Synonymous with piss in the wind

Why would you go to the ATM, you don't have any money. You might as well stick your dick in a fan.

by Just Rhino April 12, 2017

dick stick

a stick that is meant for rubbing dicks but be careful if u rub to hard you'll get an infection

my dick stick got caught in my pubs

by asspro67 October 04, 2005