A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word that combines "stupid" and "noob" into one sentence. Used while playing multiplayer games online and typing words have to be kept to a minimum in order to avoid getting pawned or ganked. It helps to inform your opponent or teammate about what you truly, honestly feel about their gaming skills.
Me: This guy can't support for shit he is a stoob
Alvin: What's a stoob?
Me; A stupid noob. Like what you are now for not knowing what it means
Past tense of stab
Mary: What’s the past tense of stab?
You: Stoob. I stoob you!
"I just shoved a big stoob out my ass."
"I just took the biggest stoob."