A fork of Rural Dictionary
If my friend says your gay shows me evidence that I am gay then that’s straight to proven gay
“Omg Ellie your so gay!!!”- Emelie “you wanna back that up buttercup? 😐”- Ellie *shows prove* (straight until proven gay)
Malkah is the definition of heterosexual
wow is she gay?
no she can’t be she is the queen of being straight and not gay at all
oh she is a malkah then!
It means that a straight man is secretly gay, showing signs of them being gay. (Like GHAZI.)
"Ghazi is such a Gay Straight Man, Unbelievable!"
"I don't believe a Gay Straight Man exists, but god gave us Ghazi."
Someone who acts gay but is actually straight.
Ya see that Gay Straight Guy over there? He acts so fucking gay.
A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.
"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."
"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."
"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."
A fictional queer couple depicted in a manner palatable to cishet audiences.
That ship is such a straight gay couple.
A Gay guy, who is straight for being gay. Meaning he likes men, only human males, not other males like animals and other species.
Colin said, " I'm a different type of gay, The straight gay, See ya'll aint woke like me" (November 9,2020 at 7:59 PM EST), as he proceeded to make himself look like a retard.