Country Dictionary

a moose

Perry shot a swamp donkey last night and its getting butchered.

Fat, ugly, smelly, nasty bitch with yellow snaggle teeth and horrible breath. Usually works part time as a janitor in the local elementary school and drives around town in a piece o shit car.

"Do your sister's really hang out with the swamp donkey?" "Umm... NO!"

Extremely repulsive/hideous woman.

I woke up in the morning after a big night next to the ultimate swamp donkey.

noun: (swam-pa-dawn-kee) origin. Houston: 1. A very unattractive person, usually having an extremely large gap in their teeth and an overbite. Most likely to be more than 50% overweight but not a must. 2. An ugly ass person.

Ricky Smiley. Damn swamp donkey

A fat fugly chick who stalks drunk, weak, and/or insecure men and and takes advantage of them sexually.

That damn swamp donkey is fucking the WTs again!

Swampdonkey = slang for a MOOSE (it's a New England, especially Maine thing)

That swampdonkey jumped right out in front of my rig when I was doing 90 MPH!

1. a female who sleeps with other girls' boyfriends and has no shame in it 2. one who collects many diseases while treading through the "swamp" and is therefore a truly dirty person 3. one who carries a grocery bag for sleepovers because they're disposable and she doesn't want to get a nice one dirty in the merky waters

Man, that jerk cheated on me with a swamp donkey! I heard that swamp donkey's newest disease is syphilis. I found that swamp donkey's grocery bag in his bedroom!