A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Where was holly at that party i didnt see her at all"
"She was absolutely tabled so she went to bed"
Any (and I do man ANY) flat horizontal surface upon which one can arrange powder cocaine or methamphetamine in lines for the purpose of snorting through a straw. Drug users are a curious lot. The same doper chick who carries hand sanitizer around in her purse will do a line off the toilet in a public restroom in a pinch.
Loserdoperchick: "Hey, I scored some powder, you got a table in here?"
Dude: "There's a CD case under your seat, but I thought I told you I didn't want that shit in my car. I've got a job and a reputation, you know? How do you afford it anyway since you're an unemployed junkie?"
Loserdoperchick: "I blew some guy in the bathroom of the last club we were in."
Dude: "Remind me why I put up with you again."
Loserdoperchick: "Because when I'm fucked up, I take it in the ass like a pornstar."
Dude: "Right."
n. It is in the middle and things are on it.
"that stack of trays makes a nice table!"
man number 1: yo man you got a table so we can play cards?
man number 2: yea dude just grab the garbage can and flip it upside down.. or the cardboard box with my school books..
girl: yes!
The Act of the dominant figure in a relationship getting so horny in waiting for sex with their partner that they "snap" and force sexual activity upon their partner wherever they are. The term Tableing is derived from this scenario happening in a restaurant.
Linda: This Meal is so lovely
Bob: *SNAPS* LINDA!!! TABLE!!! NOW!!!!
*The "Tableing" Begins*
To be flatchested and have 4 nips
Cover your table!
Jenny stop showing ya table, ya hooliagn!
thing that breaks verry easily if you stack bricks on top of it
kid stacks bricks on top of a table. table breaks. kid:"oh no...our table...it's broken