A fork of Rural Dictionary
A very very sexy man. A great boyfriend or husband to any girl. Very kind and handsome and great in bed. Tanners usually have a huge dick that is super fun to suck. He will treat a girl right. Ladies if you have a Tanner in your life then keep him.
Tanners dick is huge dude. I wish i was him.
Tanner(ed) (adv) Getting so drunk that you piss a gallon worth of piss all over yourself and your friends. Also being prone to not sleeping at night and getting dumb tatoos.
Jim: "Why is my back wet?" Jon: "Because Jake got tannered last night and pissed on you"
When used as a feminine name (rarely) it defines a strong and capable person. Tanner can conquer life's challenges, even the unsurmountable. Tanner has a great sense of humor, beautiful smile, loves to laugh. When Tanner hugs you, the sun shines right over you and envelops you in her warmth. Tanner is a lovely person anyone would be honored to know.
I love Tanner, Don't you?
The term given to the situation where one has been accosted into performing un-useful or repeated analysis work, potentially resulting in an unnecessary or unfavourable change.
Mike: “Hey Bob, where did that stupid change come from?” Bob: “Oh man, Jane and I got Tannered the other day, and before we knew it the change was in! Farkkkk!!!”
slipping your middle finger in your asshole
tannering myself in the corner
Usally a hot, tall, sexy, guy with dark hair, has a amazing girlfriend, but he chose the uglyest girl ever, hes super sweet, and makes everyones day 20x better (:
damn! i wish i was dating a Tanner
A Tanner is something that works out well. When a situation seems bad, but somehow works out really well in the end, that's a tanner
"Dude, I thought that blind date was going to suck, but she was beautiful, and it was rad. The night was a total tanner.