A fork of Rural Dictionary
1) What you say to someone to show your gratitude/appreciation.
2) What artists say in concerts after they are done with a song that is codeword for "Shut the hell up already!"
1) Person 1: Will you please pass the salt?
-Person 2 passes the salt to person 1-
Person 1: Thank you.
Person 2: Your welcome.
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2) Singer: Thank you.
(the singer is actually saying: SHUT THE FUCK UP SO I CAN GET TO THE NEXT SONG, ASS MONKEYS.)
Fans: OMGZZ THAT WAS AWESOMEEE NEXT SONG PLS.
Singer: ...Thank you.
(the singer is actually saying: WELL, I WOULD IF YOU CROTCH SNIFFS WOULD SHUT UP.)
And then that carries on for an hour.
Stank you, Thx; thnx; thxs; tks;
Ta (Ozzie);
tango yankee!;
cheers (Brit);
kthnxbai/kthxbye/kthx (ok, thanks, bye);
Much grass (variation of 'muchas gracias' or 'many thanks');
Hat tip (H/T in cyber lingo); Good looking out
Big-ups (e.g., I want to give big-ups to you for helping me out.);
Preash! (He: Here's the salt. She: Preash.);
Net lingo for thanks: TY, TYSM, TYVM
*My personal favs: Thx, Thnx, Ta!, tango yankee, preash
Other ways of saying thank you:
I will pop in later this afternoon. Kthxbye.
I'd like to give big-ups to my sister for her patience, kindness, and hospitality—and for her home-made cupcakes!
Frequent customer: 'Here's twenty bucks for the coffee. Keep the change.' Waitress: 'Preash!' (Preash from the word 'appreciate')
Cyber friend: 'I'll email you a pic of my cat.' Me: 'Oh, TYSM! I'm dying to see what he looks like.'
Tango yankee for the ring!
TY for the ride.
TYVM for letting me use the bathroom.
I'll see ya later. Cheers, man.
Friend A: 'I'll pick you up from the library after work.' Friend B: 'Much grass, (name of friend).'
Yuppie guy 1: 'Here's your fav gourmet macchiato.' Yuppie 2: 'Tango yankee, bud; I'll buy you your fav donut on my next trip to your fav café.'
Aussie guy pal: 'I will assemble the computer desk for you.' Me: 'Ta! I was just gonna ask you.'
GUEST: (Squeezing himself in a jam-packed hallway to get more beer in the kitchen) 'Seduce me.' (After given room to walk towards the kitchen) 'Stank you, dude.'
Cyber guy: 'You're pretty.' Cyber gal: 'Thx.'