A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who, like the restaurant, is average at everything and good at nothing.
Spending time with the person will never be memorable, just like spending time at Applebee's, unless you get a disease from them, as is commonplace from eating Applebee's food.
Man# 1: Don't invite Brad, that guy is boring.
Man# 2: He's not boring, he's just a giant waste of space who sucks at life... like a mobile applebee's.
Getting blitzed at Applebees is a term that can apply to getting fucked up at any chain restaurant. Preferably on cheap signature drinks. With apps obvi.
“Dude let’s go get blitzed at Applebees this weekend.” “Heck yeah dude wanna go to Chili’s” “idk man I was thinking like TGIFridays”
Code for having raw unprotected sex in a Radom parking lot causing a similar stomach pain to if you actually ate there. No there is no eating good in the neighborhood joke here
Girl this guy said we are going to Applebee’s. I told him I’m not in the mood for my guts to fall out.
a five dollar prostitute handing out million dollar obama bills
applebees whore: you guys want obama bills?
Nick: what does it say on the back?
applebees whore: basically she'll suck your dick for 5 dollars
when you and another person/people go behind an applebees restaurant, behind the dumpster and proceed to have anal, oral, and vaginal sex.
I heard that David and Rachel were going to applebees later after he got done working.
@AppleBeeMan on twitter, very cool
omg is that applebee man? yes it is because he’s very cool!
Vague sexual euphemism for the act of soaking your hand in water until it becomes wrinkly, and then manipulating your rectum. Popular among an extremely small segment of late night television viewers.
Conan's been in the tub all morning. Last time he did this I caught him taking Grandma to Applebees. I hope he at least trimmed his fingernails first this time.