A fork of Rural Dictionary
a small fur bearing animal that can swollow tube steak whole.
Check out that nice beaver.
The small furry animal. Also the OSU Beavers, the sad sorry excuse for a college team who loses to the Oregon Ducks at everything.
Beaver in reference to a vagina. A lightly tufted python goblin.
"Jim: Honey, will you get your beaver over here to devour my python?" "Sarah: Snake your way ever 'ere big boy, my lightly tufted python goblin will make your one eyed python wish it was never circumsized!"
Beer, used when you don't want your boss to know you're trading a snowboard tune-up for a twelve-pack.
"I'll do it for beavers."
A very hairy female crotch When her bush bites back
Joe: So, what did you do last night Tim: I got to 3rd base with my girlfriend, but when i went for home, her beaver bit me Joe: damn
A cult hero in the island nation of New Zealand. this man was the 5 string fly half and was required for the world cup final. When he received the call up he was whitebaiting in a river. He wore a shirt 3 sizes too small and nailed the winning kick.
"did you see Beaver in the final?" "yea he was awesome think I got Beaver fever now"