A fork of Rural Dictionary
a new dance for the new age music of hip-hop, worst kind of dancing you can do the needs no skill what so ever to do
bboys - hey the crumpers messed up your hyped cypher again...
crumper - aye nikka what the fawk ish a cyper...???
bboys - damn their hip-pop is shit...
crumper - stfu real hiphop has no breakdancing in it
bboys - lets kick their big shirt wearing ass..
Crump is a word to describe a weird person. They like children a bit too much. They can be quite scary and are usually very tall . Beware if you see a crump run.
“Who is he? I don’t like the look of him”
“Idk, looks like a crump”
A technique used to masturbate a male equine by use of the hands. One hand is placed around the main part of the penis, the other is placed over the glands. This simulates either an artificial vagina or the vagina of a female horse. Backward pressure is used on the glands and moderate forward pressure is used on the main part. The male equine will thrust forward and the handler must perform the technique in rhythm in order to achieve ejaculation correctly. This method can be used to collect semen in a container or not, which simulates an open artificial vagina. This technique is used when a proper artificial vagina is not available.
In a pinch, Jack successfully masturbated his stallion using the crumping method.
It is a type of dance, with extremely fast and complicated moves that seem to have no pattern or repition and it is supposed to make you laugh and make you say, "wow". Usually, you are standing around in a group and only one person crumps at a time while everyone watches and laughs.
Check out Jay over there crumping. Do you know how to crump? I can't move that fast. He is so friggin funny.
The word crump originated from an ancient form of deriving the tastiness factor found within food. Tasty Baggins, a pioneering hobbit fond of food and all things tasty, believed that all food was tasty but that tastiness itself had varied levels of intensity and greatness. It's unknown how the word was created by Tasty, but it is known that Tasty had a heavy hand in it's formation and scalability.
Gandalf and Tasty enjoyed a rather crumptacular lunch.